Afternoon Quickie: Muscle Bear Trap

Studio: Pacific Sun Entertainment
Director: Paul Barresi
Cast: Arpad Miklos, Dak Ramsey, Josh West, Ken Mack, Peter Axel, Christian Volt, Tom Colt, and Johnny Donovan

Now here’s a snare we’d gladly get caught in! Furry chests and hairy asses are flying in this prison-themed fuck flick, so a word of caution to all trespassers looking to enter this behind-bars jamboree: This is bear country and there’s a lot of hair to get tangled up in, so you’d best be ready for a face full of fuzz. With an all-star bear cast (Arpad and his wooly belly are way too yummy), the four scenes are action packed and sure to leave you howling and yowling for more.

Speaking of Arpad, his scene is the total sweet spot of the film. The justice system must work a little differently in his homeland of Hungary, because this foreign import is none too happy about landing himself in lockdown. Pacing back and forth in his tiny stall, his frustration grows until it can be calmed by no man—except cell mate Dax Ramsey, who takes to soothing Arpad’s prison blues with a little deep-throat dick sucking. Of course, there is one way to take his mind off being in the slammer, and that’s letting Arpad do some ass slamming of it own, to which Dax happily obliges. With a thick, uncut ready-to-plow tool like the one Arpad is using, who wouldn’t?

Review by Justin Bobby | Published in the October 2008 issue of Unzipped