Let this post be a reminder to never underestimate the power of an overhyped sporting event to bring out our nation's horniest and kinkiest guys. The popular Internet site for people with unwanted coffee tables and hungry assholes, Craigslist, was the place to be for m4m action last night, and your editors have gone through the painstaking process of selecting the best ads, screen-capping them, and then re-posting them here with predictably immature comments, all in honor of the Super Bowl XLIII Champions, the Pittsburgh Steelers!
Our favorite ads, which you really should click to read (they'll open in a pop-up window), are just after the jump.
We don't know if these pics are supposed to entice you or not, but maybe that's not the point. This Indiana gentleman is only looking to "at least" have an "opportunity" to blow you, in your car.
Ha ha, we suspected there would be one (or 10 zillion) of these. This poor Cardinals fan wants to ensure that the night isn't a "total loss" by getting fucked. If anyone responded to his ad, we hope they did the right thing and explained the difference between you're and your to this grammatically challenged bottom.
You know, at first glance this one seems kind of hot. Who doesn't love a fun wager? But once you rub the jizz out of your eyes you'll realize that this guy is just yanking your chain, which is actually still kind of hot. (And yes, these kinds of dudes always do it for me...so!)
Be grateful there is no pic attached to this one. Yikes.
Whoa, man, you had us at "Fullerton." Actually, this guy seems like a bit of a prude. How does he expect to have 40 people over and not get a little come on the furniture? Imagine the buzzkill of hearing someone yell "Not on my mom's sofa!" when you're busting a nut and some of it accidentally gets in between the cushions. Not cool.
Oh, dear. Someone please tell this man that wearing a toilet seat on your head will not get you a faster wireless Internet connection (trust me, I've tried). Here's our final ad, featuring a leatherdaddy who's into "WS, CBT, TT, FF, Rimming, Being Rimmed, Fucking, Getting Fucked, Toys, Sling, Rim Chair, reds..." and who then admits to being "open minded." YA THINK?
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