HERO: The Silver Slurper
POWERS: The Silver Slurper wields the power cosmic, soaring through the galaxy atop his chrome cockboard. He sniffs out the most fertile nut sacks in the universe, drinks their juice, and then transforms that powerful man-seed into both unimaginable strength and an awesome erotic energy blast.
STORY: The universe contains many wondrous creatures, but none so powerful or feared as Gluglactus, the drainer of worlds. When Gluglactus arrives at a planet he sucks up the sex juice of every living creature, causing every species to perish and leaving the world a barren wasteland.
To find fertile worlds, Gluglactus bestowed a portion of his penile power to Brent Rad, making the young man his herald. Little did he know that Brent had homosexual tendencies, and when the young slurper arrived at the planet Earth—a world teeming with bulging ball sacks and gay men willing to share them— Brent couldn't condemn these beautiful people to death. So he shot across the globe, sucking in vast quantities of homo jizz until he was powerful enough to fight off Gluglactus and send his maker across the cosmos.
No longer tied to Gluglactus, Brent has vowed to protect this planet and all its people, while seeking out new love and adventure across the Milky Way.
WEAKNESS: If the Silver Slurper doesn't drink enough juice within a 24-hour period, his powers wane. It's only a matter of time before his enemies discover his weakness, and if they can lure him away from the numerous gay ghettos on the planet, they will have their revenge.
We hope you've enjoyed all of our Hot Heroes this month. If you missed any from the previous weeks, click here, here, and here. And fear not, horny adventure lovers, we will have more Hot Heroes in the coming months. Do you have a favorite porn star who you'd like to see transformed? Leave your suggestions in the comments!


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