Halloweenies 2009: Night of the Living Head

The unburied head returns to life and makes its way toward the big city in search of human victims. While most cocks love to take a beating, these undead cocks love to give one. Soon every dick for miles will be hungering for your flesh. But fear not: this is hardly a fate worse than death. After all, they're not only coming to get you, they're just plain coming. Lucky you. Happy Halloweenie!

P.S. The bigger Halloweenie out front and on the right belongs to a very famous porn star! Think you can guess who it is? Mwahahahaha!

Halloweenies 2009: Mr. Cock

"Boldly blowing where no man has blown before!" This alien cruiser has sailed through many Milky Ways and right into Uranus, making him the best enter prize you've ever felt. Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: Spidercock

"With great power comes great responsibility." This splooge-slinger swings from building to building on a one-wang crusade to save your ass! Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: The Dark Nutt

Holy hooded cock head, Batman! Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: Sarah Impalin'

"I can see Russia... from my crotch!" Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: Bareback Obama

Throw a rubber on that thing and then yes we can. Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: Butt pirate

If you don't watch out, this one-eyed wiggling wonder will plunder your treasure. Happy Halloweenie!

Halloweenies: Frankenpenis

IT’S ALIIIIVE! I’m sure those bolts could shoot more than electricity up your spine. Happy Halloweenie!