Impale a vampire, release your soul (and your load)!

"Slip your polished stake into this uber soft Vampire mouth and let 1000 soft little fangs milk your cock with every stroke," says Fleshjack in a press release for their newest toy, the Count Cockula sex toy.

Yikes.

That kind of marketing tagline makes us feel a little funny.

Still there's no arguing with a good wank.

Order your Count Cockula now!

Then, follow the link below and see a vampire and his victim in a Count Cockula-inspired vignette that will leave you dripping (with sperm, not blood).